APE ON TOP

$TJR was the original Top Floor Boss.

Clean suit. Big desk. Live streams. Commanding the trenches from the highest floor.

Then one day, he made a fatal mistake:

He checked his phone during a meeting.

He aped.

Then he aped again.

Then he never left the phone.

Now, the Top Floor Boss is gone.

In his place sits $APETJR — a fully evolved, phone-addicted ape who still wears the suit but now uses the top floor as a background for TikToks, charts, and endless degen moves.

He doesn't manage the top floor anymore.

He is the top floor… as long as the battery doesn't die.